He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Randomize
