ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize