you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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