oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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