It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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