It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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