Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
