you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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