if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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