i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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