I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
