Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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