How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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