How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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