yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im holly from the hills drunk
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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