Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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