okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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