the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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