We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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