shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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