This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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