At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How does one acquire holy water?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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