I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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