We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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