Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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