New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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