Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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