scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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