Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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