Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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