idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
why does every cop we meet know your name?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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