he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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