I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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