I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she was so not down for the gang bang
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
