haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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