I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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