with your own penis?
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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