how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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