with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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