I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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