i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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