We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
being pregnant is like rehab
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just had sex on a roof
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize