I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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