I love black thongs
Can Purell be used as lube?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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