2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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