you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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