he puts the penis in happiness.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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