Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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