great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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