I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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