week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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