Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Someone signed my nipple.
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