Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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