just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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